I hitched a ride with some stupid motorist. Stupid because he stopped for me, not because he was dumb. I'll take it.
I told him I didn't care where I was going.
Where did he take me? Minne-freaking-tonka.
What is in Minnetonka? Lake Minne-freaking-tonka.
I'd complain, but I do live in a state with more than 11,000 lakes.