Friday, June 13, 2008


Friday, June 13, 2008
Today is the One Year Anniversary of the Zombie Apocalypse of 2007. Do you know what the drunk ass clowns of Bloomington have planned to honor the dead?

24 Hour Zombie Parties.

Yeah, because that’s a good idea.

A few well organized parties have already been going for 8 hours. Most people are going to wait until sometime in the afternoon, I think, and the rest will party after work.

I hate people today. I was elected to the Bloomington city council in a special election last year after most of the city government was eaten. Apparently enough of the survivors had liked my book reviews to get me through. Well, that, and not too many people wanted to take the vacated seat of someone whose brains still stained the chair. Not me. I don’t have any class.

The rest of the city council overruled me and authorized official zombie parties.



Mary Robinette Kowal said...

Oh man, I am totally staying home today. Those people have no taste. Have they forgotten everything from last year?

Patrick Nottingham said...

I'm with Mary. Have these people forgotten all the deaths that happened? Has the world gone insane?

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